Jaclyn, Margaret and I got up at the late hour of 4 am this morning in order to start our journey and make it to the top for sunrise. Despite it being so early, we all seemed pretty chipper and willing, Jaclyn playing some Foster the People cover songs and I playing "Dancing On My Own" by Robyn. Packed up, went downstairs, had a breakfast of toast and jam, and were off by 4:30. It was as a bell went off in this sleepy town for everyone it seemed was on the same pilgrimage as we were: to make it to Machu Picchu for sunrise. Once we got to the bridge that separated us between the ground and godliness we were at least 50 back in line. Once the clock hit 5:00 am, though, we were off!
Now i'll admit I was more confident than I should have been. I was pretty gung-ho for about 15 minutes, but then quickly realized that these stairs would soon be the death of me. First off, the stairs were not stairs, but instead a strait ladder up to the sky. And second, I have sports induced asthma which is also fun when you're going strait up a mountain for about two hours. After encouragement from Jaclyn and Margaret, as well people from all nations cheering us along all the way, we made it! Screw you guys who took the bus! I conquered a freakin mountain!
Words really can't describe being on top of the world, which is what you feel when you finally reach Machu Picchu. Cold chills galore, I walked through remnants that were built and abandoned in a century. With most things, we should look at our past more to build our future. In the states where we only build buildings to last half a century, these remnants have lasted for 600 years. That in itself is powerful enough to give you goose bumps.
Jaclyn, Margaret and I strolled around in the early morning hours while there weren't as many tourists, taking obligatory pictures in front of Huayna Picchu and with llamas, then parked it to have a snack of peanuts and oranges. The most beautiful picnic I have ever had.
After walking around a bit more we decided to go to the Temple of the Sun, a little out of the ways, not only to get away from people but also because we wanted to explore every inch of the ruins. Once we reached the ruins Jaclyn began the trend of taking artsy pictures gazing off into the vast expanse of unknown reasons. Yes, it is lame, but even just sitting there for a split second and you get lost in its vastness. We quickly left this spot though because, I"m sorry for all of those reading this, Americans were in our presence. First off, they could only talk about food and how excited they were to eat and second, they said "This is like climbing Mount Everest. Once you get to the top, you're like ok let's go back." To all of these absurdities all I wanted to say was, a) YOU TOOK THE BUS and b) this is why people hate americans. But I refrained from unleashing my big mouth and we were off.
We walked around a bit more, ran into our friend Fabricio from the train station AKA the King of selfies, and were called out by a guy with a rainbow flag on the end of his umbrella for "INDISCRETION" aka eating lunch outside. Of course we were SO SCARED in the middle of other white people eating. Thanks, dude. After seven hours at Machu Picchu, and after a llama rejected my affection, we set back down the winding steps, jarring our legs all along the way. We hit the bottom and I had some lunch while Jaclyn and Margaret caught their train. I have to say I may have had the better trip though, seeing as their train ride included Jaclyn almost getting impaled by a rock that flew through the window. Yikes.
First, before I got on the train, I had another lovely encounter with Fabricio who told me he was asked by his waiter if he wanted a whore for the night. In his words, "The waiter asked if I look for vagina. I said no, I look for Machu Picchu. Thanks." Great chuckle before the journey.
Second, on the train to Cuzco, I sat across from these two former frat guys from Texas A&M, Layne and Ricky, which was refreshing as any due to the fact I hadn't encountered anyone from the South in my trip yet. Beside me was Fidel, a local Cuzconian, who after a while I felt bad for for the boys and I had been visiting in all English and hadn't included him. To make up for this I invited him to play cards, to which he said yes and to which Layne said " I need more drinks for this." After two free rounds of beer, BS, spoons and celebrity, we were as thick as thieves. When the train finally got to the station, I said goodbye to Fidel but went on with Layne and Ricky who were nice enough to pay for my taxi ride home. I must say, I missed Southern gentlemen.
The next day before we got on our 22 hour bus ride, please shoot me now, we explored around the city a bit, Maya getting some art from a man who had been painting for 75 years, and more importantly Jaclyn, Margaret and me getting fresh icecream made the day before. Excellent. Julio also dropped by the bus station one last time to send gifts to the U.S. to his friends and to say one last goodbye. I really will miss him most of all. He really became part of my family.
The bus ride started at 3:00 pm and I already knew it was going to be a long one. The first movie we watched was called Fireproof and opened up with a little girl saying, "I hope someday I'll find someone that loves me as much as my Father does." Ok, this will be cute, dad dies in a firefighting job and she'll find another firefighter. Wrong. Father ended up alluding to God, her husband found Jesus, and she was an adulterer by hugging one of her doctor friends. Moral of the story? All of American's are Evangelicals and women are whores. Margaret took the words out of my mouth by thinking we should apologize on behalf of Americans for the atrocity of the movie, not only for pushing religion down everyone throats like so many conquistadors, but also because fireproofmymarriage.com exists, as the credits showed. Dear Lord. Literally.
The movies didn't get better from there. Next was "Just Go With It" with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, then "Taken 2", then the second "Total Recall". So Americans, in the eyes of Peruvians, are either really religious, love crude humor, are terrorists, or battle zombies. Bout sums it up. They played these movies until 11 pm, with a dinner of bread and peach juice, and after I took a Tylenol PM, giving me a drug induced half-sleep for 7 or so hours. Moral of this story? Don't take the bus.
In the morning we stopped for breakfast of juice/jelly orange stuff, rice with potatoey cream and a coffee tea. On the bus ride to Lima we then watched Real Steel with Hugh Jackman who fought robots, a lot better than the other movies. Trust me. Then, finally, after 22 hours, we were off that cube of death. Met Rosie, came back to our home, went out for a veggie dinner, did our laundry and now we are chillin and relaxing. And now I am happy as a clam. Will write in a couple days after our three day adventure, to where I'm not exactly sure.
Besos!